Cartoons: I'm Going To Have To Call Your Parents
5/16/13
“I’m very disappointed. In the past you have scored 95% or better on your tests. But this time you scored only 94%. I’m going to have to call your parents.” Stock market analysts would not make good grade school teachers. (more...)
Cartoons: It Was Horrible
5/9/13
Can you name some of the hardships the pioneers experienced on the Oregon Trail? We drove out west last summer on vacation. It was horrible. Sometimes no LTE, just 3G or Edge network! (more...)
Cartoons: Glass
5/2/13
Glass of Beer. Google Glass. Both have the potential to make other people more interesting. (more...)
Cartoons: Heard It From a Friend
4/25/13
“I heard it from a friend who heard it from their son who heard it in gym class.” “Yes, I see. Guess it is time to change our position on Apple stock.” (more...)
Cartoons: Rear View Mirror
4/18/13
“He thought it would be safer if he had a rear view mirror when backing up his Mac.” (more...)
Cartoons: Getting Out Of My Mobile Phone Contract
4/11/13
“Just sign here and your divorce will be final.” “If only getting out of my mobile phone contract was this easy.” (more...)
Cartoons: iPhones Are Insecure
4/4/13
“Those iPhones are insecure. Someone could steal yours and easily hack it to get a list of all of your friends.” “Or, they could just look at my Facebook page.” (more...)
Cartoons: Heavier Than I Really Am
3/28/13
“My new scale shows my weight on my iPad. But it seems to think I’m 1.44 pounds heavier than I really am.” (more...)
Cartoons: The Correct Names
3/21/13
“I just bought an iTouch and an iMac mini. What’s the first thing I should learn about them?” “The correct names.” (more...)
Cartoons: Avocado Slice
3/14/13
“Can I get an avocado slice on my burger? The green will add some nice color for the picture I’ll post to Facebook.” (more...)
Cartoons: Original Idea For a Game App
3/7/13
“I’ve got a completely original idea for a game app.” “Tell me about it.” “It’s basically Angry Birds meets Fruit Ninja meets Dragonvale.” (more...)
Cartoons: 200 Different iPhone Cases
2/28/13
“We have more than 200 different iPhone cases to choose from.” “I don’t know if I like any of these. Are there more in the back?” (more...)
Cartoons: Against Letting Us Get Macs
2/21/13
“Our IT department is against letting us get Macs.” “Why? Because they don’t know how to fix them?” “No, because they won’t need to.” (more...)
Cartoons: Check In Often
2/14/13
“Make sure you check in often!” “Facebook or Foursquare?” (more...)
Cartoons: Switching To a Trackpad
2/7/13
Mittens never forgave Cynthia for switching to a trackpad. (more...)
Cartoons: There Are No Viruses For Macs. But...
1/31/13
“True, there are no viruses for Macs. But even if you have a Mac, you should still get a flu shot.” (more...)
Cartoons: Despite All the Hype
1/17/13
“Despite all the hype, Windows still has a 90% market share.” (more...)
Cartoons: Apple's Stock Price
1/10/13
“Was he in a car accident?” “No. He hurt his neck Watching Apple’s stock price go up and down.” (more...)
Cartoons: Cartoonists Worldwide
1/3/13
“Cartoonists worldwide love the new design of the iMac.” (more...)
12/27/12
“The other physicists kicked Edward out of the holiday party after he told one too many jokes about his Mac’s Fusion Drive and Time Machine.” (more...)
Cartoons: Wishing For iPad minis
12/20/12
“The load has certainly gotten lighter now that kids are wishing for iPad minis instead of bicycles.” (more...)
Cartoons: It Lasted For Eight Days and Nights
12/13/12
“The iPhone had only enough battery power to last for one day. But miraculously it lasted for eight days and nights.” (more...)
Cartoons: Lightning and Thunderbolt
12/6/12
“I accidentally plugged my Lightning connector into my Thunderbolt port and it started to rain in my office.” (more...)
Cartoons: iPhone Maps App Doesn't Have Street View
11/29/12
“Now that the iPhone Maps app doesn’t have Street View, he actually has to leave the house and go places to see what they look like.” (more...)
Cartoons: $1,000 Charge From Apple?
11/22/12
“What’s this $1,000 charge from Apple? Did you buy a new computer?” “No, I just bought a few Thunderbolt and Lightning cable adapters.” (more...)
Cartoons: This iPad mini Is Just Right
11/15/12
“Goldilocks said: This iPad is too big. And this iPod touch is too small. But this iPad mini is just right.” (more...)
Cartoons: The Problem With the iPad mini
11/8/12
“The problem with the iPad mini is it is priced too high.” (more...)
Cartoons: Clouded Leopard
11/1/12
I don’t get it. I’ve got “cloud” right in my name: “Clouded Leopard.” Why didn’t they pick me? (more...)
Cartoons: Getting a New iPad mini
10/25/12
Carly was looking forward to getting a new iPad mini. (more...)
Cartoons: The New iPod Nano Plays Video
10/18/12
“The new iPod nano plays video. And in related news, there are rumors that Apple will soon come out with DVD creation software for the Mac, and a new iCloud feature to build websites.” (more...)
Cartoons: Disappointed In the New Maps App
10/11/12
Myadorth was disappointed that the new Maps app doesn’t support subterranean directions. (more...)
Cartoons: An iPad 3 or an iTouch?
10/4/12
“Which will work better with my iPhone 3? An iPad 3 or an iTouch?” “Let me get someone else to help you.” (more...)
Cartoons: Why Am I Not a VIP?
9/27/12
“Who is this Sheila that is a VIP in your Mail app? And why am I not a VIP?” Another relationship destroyed by a new OS X feature. (more...)
Cartoons: You've Always Had the Power
9/20/12
“You’ve always had the power to go back to Kansas. You have an iPhone in your basket. Just ask Siri and with iOS 6 you’ll get turn-by-turn spoken directions.” (more...)
Cartoons: Announcing Our New
9/13/12
Announcing our new 342 B.C. Abacus! Now with 9 rows of stones and a hardwood frame. “Why not 10 rows?” “I liked the old frame better.” “Is it compatible with my counting beads?” (more...)
Cartoons: Mountain Lion Compatibility
9/6/12
“You tried to put a mountain lion in a 2008 enclosure? Didn’t you know they aren’t compatible!” (more...)
Cartoons: Check My News Feed
8/30/12
“Let’s check my news feed. Civil wars, presidential election, Mars rover. What do you have?” “The dock connector on the next iPhone might be a little smaller.” (more...)
Cartoons: Trouble Telling the Twins Apart
8/23/12
38% still had trouble telling the twins apart, even after one started carrying an iPhone and the other started carrying a Samsung phone. (more...)
Cartoons: I Love My New iPad
8/16/12
“I love my new iPad. It is so tiny and light! I’ll never go back to a laptop again. Now I just need to get a cover, a case, a keyboard and a stand for it.” (more...)
Cartoons: What FaceTime Is
8/8/12
“Hello dear. I’m working late today. Don’t know when I’ll be home.” “I don’t think you understand what FaceTime is.” (more...)
Cartoons: A Smaller, Lighter iPad
8/2/12
“I’d get an iPad, but it is just too big. I hope they come out with a smaller, lighter version soon.” (more...)
Cartoons: Try Our New Retina Pizza
7/26/12
“Would you like to try our new Retina Pizza? It is just like a normal pizza, but cut into 32 slices instead of 8.” (more...)
Cartoons: A Demigod Named Siri
7/19/12
“Our anthropologists say that in the early part of the 21st century on Earth, mankind looked to a demigod named Siri for answers, asking it over and over again: What is the meaning of life?” (more...)
Cartoons: They Are All Stored In the Cloud
7/12/12
“I have 100,000 songs in my iTunes collection, but I can’t listen to any of them right now.” “Why not?” “Ironically, because they are all stored ‘in the cloud.’” (more...)
Cartoons: The Smell Of Old Books
7/5/12
“My mom said she likes the smell of old books. Well, I downloaded this ebook almost two years ago and it doesn’t smell like anything!” (more...)
Cartoons: How About I Just Give You Your $5 Back
6/28/12
Summer Carnival 1997 “Tell me: Who will be leading the mobile phone and handheld game industries in 2012?” “You’ll never believe me. How about I just give you your $5 back.” (more...)
Cartoons: I Demanded Final Cut
6/21/12
“I demanded final cut. They said yes, and sent me a $300 gift card to the Mac App store.” (more...)
Cartoons: What Apple Meant By Sandboxing
6/14/12
I know this probably isn’t what Apple meant by sandboxing, but I just want to be sure we are doing things right.” (more...)
Cartoons: I Bought a Kindle Book
6/7/12
I bought a Kindle book on how to use the Kindle. I can’t figure out how to read it.” (more...)
Cartoons: Still Nothing To Watch
5/31/12
“100 million YouTube channels and still nothing to watch!” (more...)
Cartoons: I'm a Wall Street Analyst
5/24/12
“My ancestors were charlatan fortune tellers for medieval kings.” “What is it that you do?” “Basically the same thing. I’m a Wall Street analyst.” (more...)
Cartoons: What About Pinterest?
5/17/12
“I tried writing a book but couldn’t finish it. I tried blogging but couldn’t think of what to write. I tried tweeting and 140 characters was still too much.” “What about Pinterest? All you need to do is click on photos you like.” “Hmmm. Still seems like a lot of work.” (more...)
Cartoons: They Give You iPads While You Wait
5/10/12
“Sure, they give you iPads while you wait, but they just have old outdated health magazine apps on them.” (more...)
Cartoons: Mac App Store Awesome Games
5/3/12
“Now with the Mac App Store I’ve got awesome games too.” “Dude, I played all of those games back in 2004.” (more...)
Cartoons: Apps To See When Girls Are Nearby
4/26/12
“This app warns you when guys are nearby who use apps to see when girls are nearby.” (more...)
Cartoons: I Had a Nasty Flashback
4/19/12
“Man, I had a nasty Flashback this morning.” “LSD?” “No, Mac trojan.” (more...)
Cartoons: My Wife Insists
4/12/12
“Ever since the iPad got a retina display, my wife insists on having a model take my place in photos.” (more...)
Cartoons: My Husband Gets My Old iPad 2
4/5/12
“I got a new iPad. That means my husband gets my old iPad 2. Our oldest child then gets his old iPad 1. And it trickles down eventually to our goldfish who gets an original iPod shuffle.” (more...)
Cartoons: New Apple Gadget Today
3/29/12
“Let’s see… 400 small packages all the same size that originated in China, one each going to every house on my route. Must be a new Apple gadget today.” (more...)
Cartoons: What Are You Going to Name Your Baby?
3/22/12
“So what are you going to name your baby, Mr. Smith?” “We’re inspired by how Apple names things. We are just going to call him ‘new Smith’.” (more...)
Cartoons: You'll Be Hearing From Us
3/15/12
“Congratulations on winning first place. However, your project violates a number of our patents. You’ll be hearing from us shortly.” (more...)
Cartoons: Tools of Mankind
3/8/12
Tools of Mankind 20,000 B.C.: Stick. 2012 A.D.: USB Stick. (more...)
Cartoons: I Need a Backup Drive
2/23/12
“I need a backup drive, the photos on my Mac are priceless!” “Here’s one for $100.” “Do you have anything cheaper?” (more...)
2/16/12
“I can’t believe those losers wait in line for hours to buy an iPhone when there’s absolutely no one in line to get this new Samsung phone!” (more...)
Cartoons: Burn the Internet
2/9/12
Every time a format dies, he has a bonfire and holds a little ceremony. He did it with vinyl records, video tapes, CDs and now DVDs. But in the future I wonder how he’ll burn “the Internet.” (more...)
Cartoons: What's Your URL?
2/2/12
“I’m always online. I constantly update my blog, a YouTube page and my Twitter stream.” “Want to come by and see me tomorrow?” “Sure! What’s your URL?” (more...)
Cartoons: That iPhone Is Way Too Big
1/26/12
“Yes, I know that iPhone is way too big. So was the wish-list of new features you wanted added to it.” (more...)
Cartoons: Asking About Apple Rumors
1/19/12
“I charge twenty bucks. Forty if you are a Wall Street analyst asking about Apple rumors.” (more...)
Cartoons: I 'Liked' Your Restaurant
1/12/12
“I ‘liked’ your restaurant. I also gave it a thumbs up, five stars, +1 and added it to my favorites.” “I’d rather just get a decent tip for once.” (more...)
Cartoons: Hard Cover or Paperback?
1/4/12
“I want to get that new novel, but I can’t decide on the format.” “You mean hard cover or paperback?” “What is this 2010? I mean iPad, Kindle, Nook or audio book.” (more...)
Cartoons: Take Your iPod Touch Away
12/29/11
“If you throw the parakeet at your brother one more time I’m going to take your iPod touch away once and for all!” (more...)
Cartoons: You Want An iPad 3?
12/22/11
“You want an iPad 3? Kid, I may be able to fly around the world and deliver presents to every child in a single night, but I can’t perform the impossible!” (more...)
Cartoons: A Little More Like Coldplay
12/15/11
“I started using iTunes Match the other day. It works great, but everything I listen to now sounds a little more like Coldplay.” (more...)
Cartoons: Move To a New Cloud
12/8/11
“We have to move to a new cloud. This one is now filled with peoples’ crappy iTunes music collections.” (more...)
Cartoons: The Envy of His Crew
11/30/11
“Captain Earl E. A. Dopter became the envy of his crew when he was the first to get the new iPatch.” (more...)
Cartoons: You've Heard Of Turducken?
11/24/11
“You’ve heard of turducken? Well this is a MacPadTV. I’m streaming a video from my Mac to my iPad and then on to the Apple TV with AirPlay.” (more...)
Cartoons: That's Way Better Than My Idea
11/17/11
“Hmmm. The iPhone Cards app. That’s way better than my idea of sending a handwritten card by mail that is scanned in and emailed to someone.” (more...)
Cartoons: Have My Siri Contact Your Siri
11/10/11
“I’ll have my Siri contact your Siri and set up the meeting.” (more...)
Cartoons: Can I Team Up With Siri?
11/3/11
“Ms. Roth? Instead of doing my class project with Eddie, can I team up with my friend Siri instead?” (more...)
Cartoons: I'm Going To Have To Downgrade You
10/27/11
“Only an A- on your report card? I know you said you’d get a B+, but my expectations were an A+. I’m going to have to downgrade you.” (more...)
Cartoons: Mac Mini Doesn't Have An Optical Drive
10/20/11
“Our new Mac mini doesn’t have an optical drive. I can’t make the fun sing-along CDs for our road trips anymore!” “Oh too bad.” (more...)
Cartoons: I've Hacked Time Machine
10/13/11
“I’ve hacked Time Machine to show files in the future as well as the past. According to our iPhoto collection we go to Hawaii next year.” (more...)
Cartoons: Bury a Time Capsule
9/29/11
“He wanted to bury a time capsule in the backyard, but it was too expensive. So he is burying an Airport Extreme instead.” (more...)
Cartoons: What Did You Watch On TV Last Night?
9/22/11
“I’ve got cable with 900 channels and pay-per-view.” “So what did you watch on TV last night?” “Nothing.” “Well I’ve got Apple TV with iTunes, Netflix and YouTube.” “What did you watch on TV last night?” “Nothing.” (more...)
Cartoons: She's Moved to Google+
9/15/11
“I don’t feel I’m communicating with my wife as much anymore.” “Are you two drifting apart?” “Yes. I’m still on Facebook and she’s moved to Google+.” (more...)
9/8/11
“Do you know that I’m the mayor of this place on Foursquare?” “Well, in that case I’d like to talk to you about the working conditions.” (more...)
9/1/11
“Do you know when the new iPhone will be out?” “My guess is October.” “I just got confirmation from a credible source!” (more...)
Cartoons: Run Programs That Fill the Whole Screen
8/25/11
1984: You can now run programs in windows instead of taking up the whole screen. 2011: New feature! You can now run programs that fill the whole screen! (more...)
Cartoons: In Line During Tough Economic Times
8/18/11
In line during the tough economic times of the past. In line during the tough economic times of today. (more...)
Cartoons: Chewy Apple Thunderbolt Cables
8/11/11
“I gave up chewing on his shoes. He seems to get much more excited when I chew on those new Apple Thunderbolt cables.” (more...)
Cartoons: Patent Trolls
8/4/11
My brother became a patent troll and he now lives under one of those billion-dollar fancy suspension bridges. (more...)
Cartoons: Paint It White
7/28/11
“Well, you could always paint it white if it will make you feel better.” (more...)
Cartoons: What Planet Have You Been Living On?
7/21/11
“What planet have you been living on? Everyone knows not to stand in front of a store when a new Mac product comes out.” (more...)
Cartoons: Cute Kitty Names Instead of Numbers
7/14/11
“I want to get iOS 5 for my iPhone 3Gs but I’ll upgrade to an iPhone 5 if it has 4G.” “5, 3, 5, 4 what? Why can’t Apple use cute kitty names instead of numbers for the iPhone too?” (more...)
Cartoons: The OS X Lion Icon
7/7/11
“Roger has been impossible to deal with since Apple decided to use his picture in the OS X Lion icon.” (more...)
Cartoons: Apple Fanboys Don't Count Sheep
6/30/11
“Kodiak, Cheeta, Puma, Jaguar, Panther, Tiger, Leopard, Snow Leopard, Lion.” Apple Fanboys don’t count sheep. (more...)
Cartoons: iCloudy With a Chance of Snow Leopard
6/23/11
“Tomorrow will be iCloudy with a chance of Snow Leopard.” “There’s something different about his forecasts ever since we switched to Macs.” (more...)
Cartoons: Where HP Used To Be
6/16/11
1976 Woz: “I’d be happy to give my design of the Apple Computer to HP.” HP: “No thanks.” 2011 Jobs: “Today we announce the plans for the new Apple Headquarters, built where HP used to be.” (more...)
Cartoons: The White iPhone
6/9/11
“Now that I’ve dropped it in the snow, I’m thinking it was a bad time to switch to the white iPhone.” (more...)
Cartoons: Apple Is Getting Into Cloud Services
6/2/11
“I hear that Apple is getting into cloud services.” “Good. Maybe I can finally upgrade my harp with some new apps.” (more...)
Cartoons: I Can Show You My Vacation Photos?
5/19/11
“Using AirPlay on my iPad I can show you my vacation photos on the big screen! Isn’t technology great?” “Uh, sure.” “We have to go…” (more...)
Cartoons: My New Toaster Has An App Store
5/12/11
“My new toaster has an App Store. For 99 cents I can get an app that burns a picture of Elvis into the toast. For $2.99 it will tweet when the toast is done.” (more...)
Cartoons: Down From the Ceiling
5/5/11
“The new MacBook Air weighs -3 ounces. Would you like me to get one down from the ceiling for you?” (more...)
Cartoons: I'm Concerned About My iPhone
4/28/11
“I’m concerned about my iPhone keeping track of every place I go.” “Because it is an invasion of privacy?” “No, because I’m afraid someone will find out how boring I am.” (more...)
Cartoons: In the End Tom Was Thankful
4/21/11
In the end Tom was thankful that Apple didn’t make the iPad’s screen less reflective. (more...)
Cartoons: My New Stock Prediction Algorithm
4/14/11
“My new stock prediction algorithm takes into account futures markets, analyst reports, word currencies and Steve Jobs’ complexion.” (more...)
Cartoons: Digital Cameras In the 90s Were So Bad
4/7/11
“Wow. Digital cameras in the 90s were so bad compared to what we have today.” “Actually, those photos were taken yesterday with my iPad 2.” (more...)
Cartoons: Did you hit a home run?
3/31/11
“They gave you high fives and cheered? Did you hit a home run?” “That wasn’t a game, that was when I waiting in line at the Apple Store for an iPad.” (more...)
Cartoons: I've Got Two iPhones
3/24/11
“I’ve got two iPhones. One for the office where I get AT&T but not Verizon. And the other for home where I get Verizon but not AT&T.” (more...)
Cartoons: I'd Like To Use FaceTime, But
3/17/11
“I’d like to use FaceTime, but now that it is HD I can’t afford all the makeup and lighting.” (more...)
Cartoons: Best Time To Buy An iPad
3/10/11
“I’m not sure now is the best time to buy an iPad. I heard a rumor that a new one is coming soon.” (more...)
Cartoons: This Is the New Thunderbolt Port
3/3/11
“I assure you, sir, that this is the new Thunderbolt port. It is not a sign that your Mac survived an attack by Voldemort.” (more...)
Cartoons: Helps Me Find Deals
2/24/11
“I used my iTunes gift card to buy an app that helps me find deals on gift cards so I can buy more apps.” (more...)
Cartoons: Boring and Unhip
2/17/11
“Thanks to Ping, now all my friends know how boring and unhip my music collection is.” (more...)
Cartoons: I'm Somewhere In Between
2/10/11
The guy at the Genius Bar told me the same thing I read in my “for dummies” book. I guess I’m having trouble because I’m somewhere in between. (more...)
Cartoons: Break My AT&T Contract
2/3/11
“I’d switch to Verizon but I’d have to pay more than $200 to break my AT&T contract.” (more...)
Cartoons: Macs Are Safe From Viruses
1/27/11
He heard that Macs are safe from viruses, and he doesn’t want to get the flu this season. (more...)
Cartoons: What dog? This is for my husband.
1/20/11
So with this new app I press a button and dinner is automatically served in a bowl on the floor. Wow, it is great that you can take care of your dog like that. What dog? This is for my husband. (more...)
Cartoons: My iMac Has a Record Contract
1/13/11
The new GarageBand is so advanced it does it all by itself. My iMac has a record contract and starts a 30-city tour next week. (more...)
Cartoons: The New Mac App Store
1/6/11
So the new Mac App Store lets you find, buy and download software online? Isn’ that how we did it before? (more...)
Cartoons: Waiting For the What's Next
12/30/10
Yep, that’s a Mac 128K from 1984. Ever year he decides to upgrade, then he hears a rumor of a new Mac coming out soon and he decides to wait. (more...)
Cartoons: The Truth Is Out There
12/23/10
I think I believed you more when you were tracking big foot and UFOs. (more...)
Cartoons: Waiting For Santa
12/16/10
He’s on the roof waiting for Santa to bring him an iPad. We’ve been married for 10 years, and I still don’t have the nerve to tell him there’s no Santa. (more...)
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