2/16/12
“I can’t believe those losers wait in line for hours to buy an iPhone when there’s absolutely no one in line to get this new Samsung phone!” (more...)
Cartoons: Burn the Internet
2/9/12
Every time a format dies, he has a bonfire and holds a little ceremony. He did it with vinyl records, video tapes, CDs and now DVDs. But in the future I wonder how he’ll burn “the Internet.” (more...)
Cartoons: What's Your URL?
2/2/12
“I’m always online. I constantly update my blog, a YouTube page and my Twitter stream.” “Want to come by and see me tomorrow?” “Sure! What’s your URL?” (more...)
Cartoons: That iPhone Is Way Too Big
1/26/12
“Yes, I know that iPhone is way too big. So was the wish-list of new features you wanted added to it.” (more...)
Cartoons: Asking About Apple Rumors
1/19/12
“I charge twenty bucks. Forty if you are a Wall Street analyst asking about Apple rumors.” (more...)
Cartoons: I 'Liked' Your Restaurant
1/12/12
“I ‘liked’ your restaurant. I also gave it a thumbs up, five stars, +1 and added it to my favorites.” “I’d rather just get a decent tip for once.” (more...)
Cartoons: Hard Cover or Paperback?
1/4/12
“I want to get that new novel, but I can’t decide on the format.” “You mean hard cover or paperback?” “What is this 2010? I mean iPad, Kindle, Nook or audio book.” (more...)
Cartoons: Take Your iPod Touch Away
12/29/11
“If you throw the parakeet at your brother one more time I’m going to take your iPod touch away once and for all!” (more...)
Cartoons: You Want An iPad 3?
12/22/11
“You want an iPad 3? Kid, I may be able to fly around the world and deliver presents to every child in a single night, but I can’t perform the impossible!” (more...)
Cartoons: A Little More Like Coldplay
12/15/11
“I started using iTunes Match the other day. It works great, but everything I listen to now sounds a little more like Coldplay.” (more...)
Cartoons: Move To a New Cloud
12/8/11
“We have to move to a new cloud. This one is now filled with peoples’ crappy iTunes music collections.” (more...)
Cartoons: The Envy of His Crew
11/30/11
“Captain Earl E. A. Dopter became the envy of his crew when he was the first to get the new iPatch.” (more...)
Cartoons: You've Heard Of Turducken?
11/24/11
“You’ve heard of turducken? Well this is a MacPadTV. I’m streaming a video from my Mac to my iPad and then on to the Apple TV with AirPlay.” (more...)
Cartoons: That's Way Better Than My Idea
11/17/11
“Hmmm. The iPhone Cards app. That’s way better than my idea of sending a handwritten card by mail that is scanned in and emailed to someone.” (more...)
Cartoons: Have My Siri Contact Your Siri
11/10/11
“I’ll have my Siri contact your Siri and set up the meeting.” (more...)
Cartoons: Can I Team Up With Siri?
11/3/11
“Ms. Roth? Instead of doing my class project with Eddie, can I team up with my friend Siri instead?” (more...)
Cartoons: I'm Going To Have To Downgrade You
10/27/11
“Only an A- on your report card? I know you said you’d get a B+, but my expectations were an A+. I’m going to have to downgrade you.” (more...)
Cartoons: Mac Mini Doesn't Have An Optical Drive
10/20/11
“Our new Mac mini doesn’t have an optical drive. I can’t make the fun sing-along CDs for our road trips anymore!” “Oh too bad.” (more...)
Cartoons: I've Hacked Time Machine
10/13/11
“I’ve hacked Time Machine to show files in the future as well as the past. According to our iPhoto collection we go to Hawaii next year.” (more...)
Cartoons: Bury a Time Capsule
9/29/11
“He wanted to bury a time capsule in the backyard, but it was too expensive. So he is burying an Airport Extreme instead.” (more...)
Cartoons: What Did You Watch On TV Last Night?
9/22/11
“I’ve got cable with 900 channels and pay-per-view.” “So what did you watch on TV last night?” “Nothing.” “Well I’ve got Apple TV with iTunes, Netflix and YouTube.” “What did you watch on TV last night?” “Nothing.” (more...)
Cartoons: She's Moved to Google+
9/15/11
“I don’t feel I’m communicating with my wife as much anymore.” “Are you two drifting apart?” “Yes. I’m still on Facebook and she’s moved to Google+.” (more...)
9/8/11
“Do you know that I’m the mayor of this place on Foursquare?” “Well, in that case I’d like to talk to you about the working conditions.” (more...)
9/1/11
“Do you know when the new iPhone will be out?” “My guess is October.” “I just got confirmation from a credible source!” (more...)
Cartoons: Run Programs That Fill the Whole Screen
8/25/11
1984: You can now run programs in windows instead of taking up the whole screen. 2011: New feature! You can now run programs that fill the whole screen! (more...)
Cartoons: In Line During Tough Economic Times
8/18/11
In line during the tough economic times of the past. In line during the tough economic times of today. (more...)
Cartoons: Chewy Apple Thunderbolt Cables
8/11/11
“I gave up chewing on his shoes. He seems to get much more excited when I chew on those new Apple Thunderbolt cables.” (more...)
Cartoons: Patent Trolls
8/4/11
My brother became a patent troll and he now lives under one of those billion-dollar fancy suspension bridges. (more...)
Cartoons: Paint It White
7/28/11
“Well, you could always paint it white if it will make you feel better.” (more...)
Cartoons: What Planet Have You Been Living On?
7/21/11
“What planet have you been living on? Everyone knows not to stand in front of a store when a new Mac product comes out.” (more...)
Cartoons: Cute Kitty Names Instead of Numbers
7/14/11
“I want to get iOS 5 for my iPhone 3Gs but I’ll upgrade to an iPhone 5 if it has 4G.” “5, 3, 5, 4 what? Why can’t Apple use cute kitty names instead of numbers for the iPhone too?” (more...)
Cartoons: The OS X Lion Icon
7/7/11
“Roger has been impossible to deal with since Apple decided to use his picture in the OS X Lion icon.” (more...)
Cartoons: Apple Fanboys Don't Count Sheep
6/30/11
“Kodiak, Cheeta, Puma, Jaguar, Panther, Tiger, Leopard, Snow Leopard, Lion.” Apple Fanboys don’t count sheep. (more...)
Cartoons: iCloudy With a Chance of Snow Leopard
6/23/11
“Tomorrow will be iCloudy with a chance of Snow Leopard.” “There’s something different about his forecasts ever since we switched to Macs.” (more...)
Cartoons: Where HP Used To Be
6/16/11
1976 Woz: “I’d be happy to give my design of the Apple Computer to HP.” HP: “No thanks.” 2011 Jobs: “Today we announce the plans for the new Apple Headquarters, built where HP used to be.” (more...)
Cartoons: The White iPhone
6/9/11
“Now that I’ve dropped it in the snow, I’m thinking it was a bad time to switch to the white iPhone.” (more...)
Cartoons: Apple Is Getting Into Cloud Services
6/2/11
“I hear that Apple is getting into cloud services.” “Good. Maybe I can finally upgrade my harp with some new apps.” (more...)
5/26/11
“Don’t worry dear, you can come up with another superhero name.” (more...)
Cartoons: I Can Show You My Vacation Photos?
5/19/11
“Using AirPlay on my iPad I can show you my vacation photos on the big screen! Isn’t technology great?” “Uh, sure.” “We have to go…” (more...)
Cartoons: My New Toaster Has An App Store
5/12/11
“My new toaster has an App Store. For 99 cents I can get an app that burns a picture of Elvis into the toast. For $2.99 it will tweet when the toast is done.” (more...)
Cartoons: Down From the Ceiling
5/5/11
“The new MacBook Air weighs -3 ounces. Would you like me to get one down from the ceiling for you?” (more...)
Cartoons: I'm Concerned About My iPhone
4/28/11
“I’m concerned about my iPhone keeping track of every place I go.” “Because it is an invasion of privacy?” “No, because I’m afraid someone will find out how boring I am.” (more...)
Cartoons: In the End Tom Was Thankful
4/21/11
In the end Tom was thankful that Apple didn’t make the iPad’s screen less reflective. (more...)
Cartoons: My New Stock Prediction Algorithm
4/14/11
“My new stock prediction algorithm takes into account futures markets, analyst reports, word currencies and Steve Jobs’ complexion.” (more...)
Cartoons: Digital Cameras In the 90s Were So Bad
4/7/11
“Wow. Digital cameras in the 90s were so bad compared to what we have today.” “Actually, those photos were taken yesterday with my iPad 2.” (more...)
Cartoons: Did you hit a home run?
3/31/11
“They gave you high fives and cheered? Did you hit a home run?” “That wasn’t a game, that was when I waiting in line at the Apple Store for an iPad.” (more...)
Cartoons: I've Got Two iPhones
3/24/11
“I’ve got two iPhones. One for the office where I get AT&T but not Verizon. And the other for home where I get Verizon but not AT&T.” (more...)
Cartoons: I'd Like To Use FaceTime, But
3/17/11
“I’d like to use FaceTime, but now that it is HD I can’t afford all the makeup and lighting.” (more...)
Cartoons: Best Time To Buy An iPad
3/10/11
“I’m not sure now is the best time to buy an iPad. I heard a rumor that a new one is coming soon.” (more...)
Cartoons: This Is the New Thunderbolt Port
3/3/11
“I assure you, sir, that this is the new Thunderbolt port. It is not a sign that your Mac survived an attack by Voldemort.” (more...)
Cartoons: Helps Me Find Deals
2/24/11
“I used my iTunes gift card to buy an app that helps me find deals on gift cards so I can buy more apps.” (more...)
Cartoons: Boring and Unhip
2/17/11
“Thanks to Ping, now all my friends know how boring and unhip my music collection is.” (more...)
Cartoons: I'm Somewhere In Between
2/10/11
The guy at the Genius Bar told me the same thing I read in my “for dummies” book. I guess I’m having trouble because I’m somewhere in between. (more...)
Cartoons: Break My AT&T Contract
2/3/11
“I’d switch to Verizon but I’d have to pay more than $200 to break my AT&T contract.” (more...)
Cartoons: Macs Are Safe From Viruses
1/27/11
He heard that Macs are safe from viruses, and he doesn’t want to get the flu this season. (more...)
Cartoons: What dog? This is for my husband.
1/20/11
So with this new app I press a button and dinner is automatically served in a bowl on the floor. Wow, it is great that you can take care of your dog like that. What dog? This is for my husband. (more...)
Cartoons: My iMac Has a Record Contract
1/13/11
The new GarageBand is so advanced it does it all by itself. My iMac has a record contract and starts a 30-city tour next week. (more...)
Cartoons: The New Mac App Store
1/6/11
So the new Mac App Store lets you find, buy and download software online? Isn’ that how we did it before? (more...)
Cartoons: Waiting For the What's Next
12/30/10
Yep, that’s a Mac 128K from 1984. Ever year he decides to upgrade, then he hears a rumor of a new Mac coming out soon and he decides to wait. (more...)
Cartoons: The Truth Is Out There
12/23/10
I think I believed you more when you were tracking big foot and UFOs. (more...)
Cartoons: Waiting For Santa
12/16/10
He’s on the roof waiting for Santa to bring him an iPad. We’ve been married for 10 years, and I still don’t have the nerve to tell him there’s no Santa. (more...)
